Pandamonium

Lies and Truth

January 30, 2008

Earth is full. Go home.

Meron pala talagang klase ng tao na kahit ano ang gawin nya, talagang hindi mo magugustuhan. Magpakita man sya ng kagandahan ng loob sayo paminsan-minsan, aayawan mo pa rin. Kahit ano! Kahit ano. Mas gugustuhin mong isalpak sa mukha nya yung paa mo pagkatapos mong tumakbo sa putikan. Hindi ko malaman kung bakit siya ganun. Siya ang kauna-unahang tao na nakapasa sa standards ko para sa isang taong bobo/tonto/walang alam/utak-biya. Napakasimpleng bagay na kayang intindihin ng bata, hindi niya maintindihan. Basta isa lang ang sinisiguro ko ngayon: ayoko na syang makausap, makita o madinig man lang. Suko na ako sayo! Bumili ka ng kasama mo leche! Baka mag-init lang ang tenga ko sayo tangina.

January 25, 2008

Kwento Ko

Kinopya ko lang kay Oliver.

1.kwento ng pangalan mo?
»Jennifer Rama. Ayon sa kwento sa akin ng nanay ko, hindi daw talaga dapat ito ang pangalan ko. Ang gusto nya daw ay Christina or Christine. Kaya lang daw gusto nya kasi yung nickname na inuulit. Naisip nya daw yung Jen - JenJen. Kaya Jennifer ang binigay nya. Tapos ang tatay ko naman, gusto nyang ipangalan sa akin yung Rama, galing kay Prince Rama. Gusto nya kasi talaga ng anak na lalake. Eh babae na naman ang lumabas, kaya kahit sa pangalan na lang siguro eh magkaroon ng lalake, lol! Nagkasundo sila ng nanay ko na gamitin pareho ang pangalan na gusto nila.

2. anung kwento ng last birthday mo?
» maraming bumati sa akin ng happy birthday, pumasok ako sa school, may quiz. umuwi ng bahay

3. anung kwento ng 1st lovelife mo?
» magulo, ako lol!

4. anung kwento ng lovelife mo ngayon?
» mahirap, pero kinakaya namin ang lahat, sa ngalan ng buwan!

5. anung kwento ng buhok mo?
» May nakita akong mamahaling manika sa internet at natuwa ako sa buhok nya. Naisip kong gayahin kaya lang hindi ko maituloy yung pagpapagupit ng buhok dahil 1.) medyo natatakot ako sa magiging resulta. Gusto ko kasi ang itsura ng mahaba at medyo magulong buhok, at 2.) ayaw sundin ng hairdresser yung gusto kong gupit. Hindi daw okay kasi masyadong manipis ang buhok ko para sa gupit na yon. Makalipas ang ilang taon, may nakumbinsi din akong hairdresser na gayahin ang gawin ang gupit na gusto ko. Ininsulto muna ng ilang ulit bago nya tuluyang tapusin ang paggugupit.

6. anung kwento ng computer mo?
» since 1st yr high school pa ako nito. Halos lahat nabago na bukod sa case ng CPU at monitor dahil sa kaka-upgrade.

7. anung kwento ng kwarto mo?
» dati, kwarto naming tatlong magkakapatid ito. at dahil may asawa na ang dalawa kong kapatid, may sari-sarili na silang mga bahay. at ngayon ay may sarili na din akong kwarto, ehehe!

8. anung kwento mo last christmas?
» Buong araw akong tulog, sarap

9. anung kwento mo last valentines day?
» Nasa school, Engineering week yata yun

10. anung kwento ng chinelas na suot mo?
» Mama ko bumili ng tsinelas ko

11. anung kwento nung una mong nakita yung crush mo?
» syempre windang ever. kunwari wala lang

12. anung kwento sayo ng parents mo tungkol kay santa claus?
» wala silang naikwento sa akin tungkol kay Santa Claus. sa school ko na lang yata nalaman yan

13. anung kwento nung best movie na pinanood mo?
» wala akong masyadong hilig sa mga movies eh

14. anung kwento nung last time na umiyak ka?
» Nag-uusap kami ni Marvin tungkol sa mga bagay bagay. Seryosong usapan. Eh sobrang babaw ng luha ko kaya ayun, ehehe

January 15, 2008

Magbigay Galang

Ladies and gentlemen… The Philippine National Anthem…

*tumayo, inilagay ang kamay sa dibdib*

 
icon for podpress  Izel - Lupang Hinirang [0:50m]: Play Now | Download

Let as praktis awar Ingglish

Izel: *tinitignan yung mga love birds* Mama, where’s the other bird? The blue one?
Mama: it’s olredi ded bekos JenJen forgat to fid it.
Izel:
Mama: it’s JenJen’s polt.
Izel: fault.
Mama: folt.

Patay na si mama, meron nang bagong taga-correct ng English nya, hahaha!!

January 12, 2008

Cut your own hair

Ghost Of Corporate Future
Regina Spektor

A man walks out of his apartment
It is raining, he’s got no umbrella
He starts running beneath the awnings
Trying to save his suit
Trying to save his suit
Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good

When he gets to the crowded subway platform
he takes off both of his shoes
He steps right into somebody’s fat loogie
And everyone who sees him says “ewwww”
Everyone who sees him says “ewwww”

But he doesn’t care cause last night
He got a visit from the Ghost of Corporate Future
The Ghost said take off both your shoes
Whatever chances you get
Especially when they’re wet
He also said

Imagine you go away on a business trip one day
And when you come back home
Your children have grown
And you never made your wife moan
Your children have grown
And you never made your wife moan

And people make you nervous
You’d think the world was ending
And everybody’s features
Have somehow started blending
And everything is plastic
And everyone’s sarcastic
And all your food is frozen
It needs to be defrosted

You’d think the world was ending
You’d think the world was ending
You’d think the world was ending right now
You’d think the world was ending
You’d think the world was ending
You’d think the world was ending right now

Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee
And never ever watch the 10 o’clock news
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both
Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny
It doesn’t cost any money and it always grows back
Hair grows even after you’re dead

And people are just people
They shouldn’t make you nervous
The world is everlasting
It’s coming and it’s going
If you don’t toss your plastic
The streets won’t be so plastic
And if you kiss somebody
Then both of you’ll get practice

The world is everlasting
Put dirtballs in your pockets
Put dirtballs in your pockets
And take off both your shoes
Cause people are just people
People are just people
People are just people like you

People are just people
People are just people
People are just people like you

The world is everlasting
It’s coming and it’s going
The world is everlasting
It’s coming and it’s going
It’s coming and it’s going

 
icon for podpress  Regina Spektor - Ghost of Corporate Future: Play Now | Download

January 7, 2008

Superhero

Habang nanonood si Izel ng Zaido…

Izel: ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!! *suntok suntok*
Izel: ZAIDO POWER THUNDER LIGHTNING!!! *kung anu anong pose*
Izel: ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Izel: ZAIDO POWER DANCE!!! *ikot ikot*
Izel: ZAIDO POWER DANCE!!! *fighting pose*
Izel: *natumba*
Nanay Naty: O! Ano ba yan! *alalay kay Izel*
Izel: I’m okay, okay lang ako. Okay lang ako. Okay lang ako.
Nanay Naty: Okay ka lang?
Izel: ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!! *suntok suntok*
Izel: ZAIDO POWER THUNDER LIGHTNING!!! *kung anu anong pose*
Izel: ZAIDO POWER THUNDER LIGHTNING!!! *kung anu anong pose ulet*
Izel: ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!! ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mama: Izel, you’re not watching.
Izel: What?
Mama: You’re not watching. Did you understand the story? You’re just shouting.
Izel: ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!! ZAIDOOOOOOOOOO!!!

hindi ko na maintindihan tong binabasa ko… (-_-‼)

January 2, 2008

New Year’s Resolution

Kahit kailan hindi pa ako gumawa ng New Year’s Resolution ko. Ayoko kasi ng pinipilit ang sarili ko sa paggawa ng mga bagay na hindi ko kayang gawin, ehehe. Hindi ko kayang pilitin na magbago ang sarili ko. Kung sa tingin nyo na nagbago ako, siguradong may nakaimpluwensya lang sa akin: taong nakapagpahanga sa akin, pangyayaring nagdulot sa akin na maglabas ng matinding emosyon, matinding curiousity, etc. Pero para sabihin ko sa sarili ko na “magpapapayat na ako!” dahil lang sa bagong taon na? Wa epek talaga yan eh. Parang kailangan meron munang sumampal sa akin para may gawin ako. Gusto ko sanang baguhin yan pero… kulang ako sa motivation. Kailangan may sumampal sa akin para malaman kong hindi na ako kailangang sampalin pa para kumilos…

~nanonood ng T.V.~

Ate V: NGAYON ANG PANAHON NG PAGBABAGO!
Jen: Bukas na lang…