Pandamonium

Izel: *tinitignan tyan ni dete*
Izel: I wonder what is Tits’ baby… will it be a boy or a girl?
Mama: Hindi pa pregnant si Tits.
Izel: But her tummy is big.
Mama: Food lang laman nun. Pareho kayo.

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Izel: I wonder who will take care of my baby.
Mama: Are you pregnant?
Izel: Well, my tummy is big.
Mama: Ano ka ba, wala ka pang baby sa tummy. Pagkain lang laman nyan.
Ate: Saka poopoo.

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Izel: Tita Jenjen, when are you going to get married?
Jen: Why did you ask?
Izel: Well, you look like my mommy and mommy is already married with daddy. I was just wondering when you are going to get married.
Jen: I look like your mommy because I’m her sister. I don’t want to get married yet because I’m still young and I’m not yet finish with my studies.
Izel: Oh…
Jen: Bakit ba puro pag-aasawa nasa isip mo?
Izel: Well, I was thinking when I will get married and have a baby.
Jen: After you finish college and when you already have a job.
Izel: What is college?
Jen: Nasan ba si ate?
Izel: What?
Jen: argh… pano ko ba ie-explain sayo?? … Di ba ngayon kinder ka na? Next is elementary. Next school year grade 1 ka na. Yung grade 1 elementary yun, hanggang grade 6 yun. And then high school. Four years yun. And then college.
Izel: Dameeh naman yon.

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Izel: Uhm mama, dami pa ba March?
Mama: Ha? Ah, oo.
Izel: Then when I turn 16 years old, I’m gonna learn how to drive.
Mama: Bakit alam mo yung sa 16 years old??
Izel: Tita Jenjen, will you be a babysitter for my baby? Because my husband might be at work and I still need to learn how to drive when I turn 16 years old so that I could be the one to buy Mama’s medicine and food and other things. Please?
Jen: ANO?!
Mama: *tawa ng tawa*
Jen: Ano na naman yang mga pinag-iiisip mo???
Izel: Please please please please please?
Jen: Oo, sige sige. But you have to pay me 1000 pesos per day.
Mama: Ano ba yung gusto mong job? Dapat maganda job mo para mabayaran mo si Tita Jenjen mo ng 1000 pesos.
Izel: Like what?
Mama: Doctor, Lawyer, Engineer…
Izel: But I want to be a waitress.

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6th birthday ng mahal kong pamangkin sa March 27~ Happy bday piglet~! Good luck sa trabaho mo sa summer as Kiddie Crew! Buti ka pa may trabaho na, naunahan mo pa ako leche ka…

Ang saya saya~ panahon na naman ng paghilata at paglamon 24/7! But not for me. Kelangan meron akong matutunan ngayong summer. KELANGAN! Ano nga ba pwedeng pag-aralan ngayon? Mas okay sana yung hindi na kailangan ng pera. Alam nyo naman ako, milyonarya.

Sa lahat ng seasons, summer ang pinakagusto ko. Mas kaya kong tiisin ang sobrang init kaysa sa sobrang lamig. Isang bagay lang naman ang ayoko sa summer; hindi ang pagtunganga (paborito ko kaya yun), hindi rin ang mga sermon ni mama (medyo nasasanay na kasi ako), at lalong hindi pag-stay lang sa bahay (ayoko kasi ng naaarawan), kundi ang mga nakakairitang gamu-gamo. Maganda lang silang tignan kapag nakapalibot sa ilaw. Ayokong ayoko ng may gamu-gamo. Lecheng pati panty ko ginagapang nila.

~nakikipagkulitan w/ Izel~

Izel: *iniipit yung pisngi ko*
Jen: *ngumunguso*
Izel: *tawa ng tawa, iniipit ulit pisngi ko*
Jen: *ngumunguso ulet*
Izel: I see a bubble!